Hey, wassup people? I got saturday school in the mornin so I'm doin this before I go to bed. Okay, I got a great idea today: Make alot of random warnings in my journal. So, let's start.

WARNING: May contain traces of gunpowder.

WARNING: Do not insert hand into toaster.

WARNING: Hair dryer is not a suitable self defense weapon.

WARNING: Do not microwave the fork.

WARNING: Do not attempt to make graffiti with Silly String.

WARNING: Do not expose to muffins.

WARNING: May annoy you to death.

WARNING: Do not take laxatives with cement pills, or you will shit bricks.

WARNING: Three 'till midnight is International Seizure Time.

WARNING: Shamwow is made in Germany.

Gonna edit journal after saturday school and add some more. Night!!!

PART II: Morning world!!! Saturday school is over, so here come some more warnings.

WARNING: Fire is hot.

WARNING: Do not open box.

WARNING: This is SPARTAAA!!!

WARNING: .sdrawkcab si gninraw sihT

WARNING: Under no circumstances gift butler with silverware.

WARNING: There's a cow in your backyard.

WARNING: ... Oh I just thought I'd pop in and say hello.

WARNING: Spandex is not a vegetable.

WARNING: By the time you're done reading this journal, robot overlords will have eaten everything in your fridge.

WARNING: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

WARNING: May cause temporary blindness in reptiles.